Fit and Fin
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Fuck it, this is a fitness blog now.
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Kobold Brain
Kobold Brain
The damn thing was humming all day. Ester first heard the singing in his brain around the time he was filling his bowl with bran flakes and noticed the carton of milk was down to a dip of fluid. “Do you really need to do that?”
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A Challenge You Lose for Fun
It was a very exciting year for The Gym Challenge. Endless pools of new contenders have flowed through the Galar Region to an extend never before seen. A versatile and verdant field of flourishing trainers, each with their own stylings, methods, and motives. Sonia had trouble keeping up with them all, which troubled her. True passions for her lied with becoming a professor of Pokemon, a researcher of history, an unveiler of secrets. But at the moment she was just enjoying some tea inside the Pokemon Center.
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The Frog Dips in The Ocean
She was nervous about the job. But of course, it was such a massive chance that she couldn’t turn it down! Tsuyu boarded the vessel, taking in what was going to be the place she’d be spending the duration of this work study. It was temporary, meant to help her learn more about a very specific way to fight.
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Sab and Tay Visit The Tipsy Pixie
“Welcome to The Tipsy Pixie, where we- Um, is that a golden ten foot phallus?”
“Ignore it,” Sabrith said, setting down the massive statue off to the side. The warrior cat girl looked beaten and tired. Tayelle, who was carrying the balls-end of the statue, set it down a little after Sab, and was caught nearly falling forward with it. She was literally given the shaft. “So, I heard you serve some really interesting drinks here?”
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“Now this is more like it!” Bernadetta fell back against her seat while sniffing at the rim of her cup. A refreshing steam tickled her nose, rising high up beyond her unkempt purple hair. “For once we just get to stay inside and relax a bit instead of going on another harrowing mission.”
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It was certainly going to be a strange portion of her journal. Naoto Shirogane, Detective Prince, was on a case that had her crossing dimensions yet again. It began with rumors of a new variant of The Midnight Channel that was showing some sort of character from a video game violently thrashing and dishing out threats. Naoto was unable to see the footage herself, but it was worthy of a solo investigation. Curiosity was always one of her weaknesses.
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Sabrith awoke from her dream with a sharp gasp. For a moment she didn’t remember where it was that she was sleeping and was surprised by the sights. She was laid out on the stone floor of a deep dark keep. The floor was a gray stone, surprisingly even and carved. The wall was blunt and covered in dark black iron chains and a single solitary rectangle window, barred by iron, and so small a slice of bread could narrowly fit even without the bars.
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Rock Out; Cock Out
An explosion of fire emerged from the circle. Freya Morgan slowly stood up, watching as the carpet of her bedroom was consumed in veins of sinister fire. Beneath the veil of black bangs of hair her blue eyes reflected the apocalyptic explosions that blasted from her floor.
Continue reading “Rock Out; Cock Out”GAMER GIRL BATHWATER TRANSFORMED ME INTO A HUNG GAMER GIRL?! (NOT CLICKBAIT!)
It arrived in the night like a plague rat. It was stuffed away inside a cramped metal box. Keys clicked inside of the door and slid open. “Holy shit it came,” A male voice cried out. His mitts reached inside. If it had teeth it would’ve bitten.
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Strong Girls and Strong Feelings
The rugged cliffs made for an excellent place to train. Kale stood amongst the bronze colored stone, staring out into the vast horizon. She wasn’t normally so contemplative, but this was a special occasion. Not too long ago, this place, and every place ever in her home universe were erased. Destroyed, as if they had never even existed. All of it gone because she wasn’t strong enough. If it weren’t for the decision to bring it all back, well, Kale wouldn’t even be able to think these thoughts.
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Salty Seas and Horny Beaches
“This seems a good place to set our things down,” Laegjarn said. “Let’s set up here.”
“Alright,” Laevatein said, as emotionless as ever. The sisters set their towel down on the sandy shore. Laegjarn put the cooler down nearby and wiped her hands down. Laevatein adjusted her bikini rather thoughtlessly as she peered over the calm warm sand, the rolling foamy sea, and the countless other beach goers partaking of the festivals. “Seems the Summer Festival has started for most people already.”
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Sabrith and Tayelle
The Cat Café
The plate with the little cake was placed atop the covered table. Tayelle looked down at it with a big excited grin. “Oh wow! Look at how adorable it is!” She gestured to it happily. It was a tiny cake, spongy wet and soft. Pink frosting laid atop it all sparkling and cute, painted perfectly into a little cate face.
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The bottle was filled with a fluid black as night. Tharja toiled over it, stirring the materials inside thoroughly with a long glass rod. Noire watched her mother work, her eyes tracing the movement of that wrist. The whirlpool of obsidian fluid curled away beneath Tharja’s dutiful gaze, her sinister purple eyes watching as everything went as planned.
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