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Kobold Brain
The damn thing was humming all day. Ester first heard the singing in his brain around the time he was filling his bowl with bran flakes and noticed the carton of milk was down to a dip of fluid. “Do you really need to do that?”
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It was a very exciting year for The Gym Challenge. Endless pools of new contenders have flowed through the Galar Region to an extend never before seen. A versatile and verdant field of flourishing trainers, each with their own stylings, methods, and motives. Sonia had trouble keeping up with them all, which troubled her. True passions for her lied with becoming a professor of Pokemon, a researcher of history, an unveiler of secrets. But at the moment she was just enjoying some tea inside the Pokemon Center.
Continue reading “A Challenge You Lose For Fun”The Frog Dips in The Ocean
She was nervous about the job. But of course, it was such a massive chance that she couldn’t turn it down! Tsuyu boarded the vessel, taking in what was going to be the place she’d be spending the duration of this work study. It was temporary, meant to help her learn more about a very specific way to fight.
Continue reading “The Frog Dips In The Ocean”DICKMAS PROMPTS (late late late late late)
(Yang finds a wonderful present under the tree: Her little sister, bound in ribbon and gagged with a bow.)
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[Tea Club] Futaba thought she was so clever, playing mad scientist by hacking into Aigis and trying to turn the combat android into her personal servant, but nothing like accidentally tripping a conversion protocol to find yourself getting fucked by a cyber-horsecock and getting converted into a fellow machine.
The rain was falling just outside her window. Futaba could barely believe what it was that she was toying with. It was that miraculous nature that was drawing her in deeper, the silvery strands of auspicious fortune dragging her down into the quicksand of foolish mistakes. Through a panel of the dormant android, Futaba clawed her way around with growing expertise. “Wow… This thing is incredible! And gorgeous too!” She snickers. “I bet I can get it to clean my room tons. Just gotta figure out how to respect its skillset… Ah, there we go!” She flicked a switch and ran back to her laptop on her bed to try and figure out if anything changed.
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TIPSY PIXIE PROMPTS
THE MENU: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14zwKXgUwcQrmLOwaq-r5imUc28HbM7E9Rk_MSwSrLAs/edit?usp=sharing
Eztella arrived at the bar on time. Well, she was on time mainly because she was the one who was opening the bar, running it until close, and also just so happened to own it. The posh slime girl adjusted her pink tie and retrieved her keys from inside one of her wobbly blue slime tits.
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Salty Union Decree of August 26th
Or
Oh god school is back up, and it doesn’t look like fun.
tl;dr
5 year anniversary, school is hard and might make me not do weekly fics, reworking patreon to work better, and legit love ya all.
Continue reading “Salty Union Decree of August 26th”“Welcome to The Tipsy Pixie, where we- Um, is that a golden ten foot phallus?”
“Ignore it,” Sabrith said, setting down the massive statue off to the side. The warrior cat girl looked beaten and tired. Tayelle, who was carrying the balls-end of the statue, set it down a little after Sab, and was caught nearly falling forward with it. She was literally given the shaft. “So, I heard you serve some really interesting drinks here?”
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“Now this is more like it!” Bernadetta fell back against her seat while sniffing at the rim of her cup. A refreshing steam tickled her nose, rising high up beyond her unkempt purple hair. “For once we just get to stay inside and relax a bit instead of going on another harrowing mission.”
Continue reading “Edelgard’s Sultry Sleepover”It was certainly going to be a strange portion of her journal. Naoto Shirogane, Detective Prince, was on a case that had her crossing dimensions yet again. It began with rumors of a new variant of The Midnight Channel that was showing some sort of character from a video game violently thrashing and dishing out threats. Naoto was unable to see the footage herself, but it was worthy of a solo investigation. Curiosity was always one of her weaknesses.
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Sabrith awoke from her dream with a sharp gasp. For a moment she didn’t remember where it was that she was sleeping and was surprised by the sights. She was laid out on the stone floor of a deep dark keep. The floor was a gray stone, surprisingly even and carved. The wall was blunt and covered in dark black iron chains and a single solitary rectangle window, barred by iron, and so small a slice of bread could narrowly fit even without the bars.
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Rock Out; Cock Out
An explosion of fire emerged from the circle. Freya Morgan slowly stood up, watching as the carpet of her bedroom was consumed in veins of sinister fire. Beneath the veil of black bangs of hair her blue eyes reflected the apocalyptic explosions that blasted from her floor.
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It arrived in the night like a plague rat. It was stuffed away inside a cramped metal box. Keys clicked inside of the door and slid open. “Holy shit it came,” A male voice cried out. His mitts reached inside. If it had teeth it would’ve bitten.
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