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Last Clutch of Reality
The power outage killed her phone. Tessa tugged herself out of bed with that lethargic rising like the world was being repainted for you as you woke. As it all loaded into being, Tessa became aware that she wasn’t awakened to the dulcet tones of a song called Wake Up You’re Dying, a song that starts with what can only be described as a ‘thrash against reality.’ That made her nervous as she walked out into her drab and dark apartment with wood floors cold against her bare feet.
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Gloria lifted her skirt and scurried over to push her bare loins against the metal device. The lass looked a wee bit nervous at what was going on, but she had volunteered for giving her scientist friend a helping hand. Professor Penelope was running her hands through her clipboard papers, positioned at a “runaway safely but stand reassuringly” distance away from Gloria who stood conjoined to the strange machine.
Continue reading “Unearthed Corruption”Fit and Fin
Fit and Fin
[Post Removed – 6/02/20XX]
[Post Removed – 6/03/20XX]
[Post Removed – 7/05/20XX]
[7/06/20XX]
Fuck it, this is a fitness blog now.
Continue reading “Fit and Fin”Kobold Brain
Kobold Brain
The damn thing was humming all day. Ester first heard the singing in his brain around the time he was filling his bowl with bran flakes and noticed the carton of milk was down to a dip of fluid. “Do you really need to do that?”
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A Challenge You Lose for Fun
It was a very exciting year for The Gym Challenge. Endless pools of new contenders have flowed through the Galar Region to an extend never before seen. A versatile and verdant field of flourishing trainers, each with their own stylings, methods, and motives. Sonia had trouble keeping up with them all, which troubled her. True passions for her lied with becoming a professor of Pokemon, a researcher of history, an unveiler of secrets. But at the moment she was just enjoying some tea inside the Pokemon Center.
Continue reading “A Challenge You Lose For Fun”The Frog Dips In The Ocean
The Frog Dips in The Ocean
She was nervous about the job. But of course, it was such a massive chance that she couldn’t turn it down! Tsuyu boarded the vessel, taking in what was going to be the place she’d be spending the duration of this work study. It was temporary, meant to help her learn more about a very specific way to fight.
Continue reading “The Frog Dips In The Ocean”DICKMAS 2019 Prompt Collection!
DICKMAS PROMPTS (late late late late late)
(Yang finds a wonderful present under the tree: Her little sister, bound in ribbon and gagged with a bow.)
Continue reading “DICKMAS 2019 Prompt Collection!”Saltyween 2019
[Tea Club] Futaba thought she was so clever, playing mad scientist by hacking into Aigis and trying to turn the combat android into her personal servant, but nothing like accidentally tripping a conversion protocol to find yourself getting fucked by a cyber-horsecock and getting converted into a fellow machine.
The rain was falling just outside her window. Futaba could barely believe what it was that she was toying with. It was that miraculous nature that was drawing her in deeper, the silvery strands of auspicious fortune dragging her down into the quicksand of foolish mistakes. Through a panel of the dormant android, Futaba clawed her way around with growing expertise. “Wow… This thing is incredible! And gorgeous too!” She snickers. “I bet I can get it to clean my room tons. Just gotta figure out how to respect its skillset… Ah, there we go!” She flicked a switch and ran back to her laptop on her bed to try and figure out if anything changed.
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TIPSY PIXIE PROMPTS
THE MENU: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14zwKXgUwcQrmLOwaq-r5imUc28HbM7E9Rk_MSwSrLAs/edit?usp=sharing
Eztella arrived at the bar on time. Well, she was on time mainly because she was the one who was opening the bar, running it until close, and also just so happened to own it. The posh slime girl adjusted her pink tie and retrieved her keys from inside one of her wobbly blue slime tits.
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Depraving The Huntresses
Salty Union Decree of August 26th
Salty Union Decree of August 26th
Or
Oh god school is back up, and it doesn’t look like fun.
tl;dr
5 year anniversary, school is hard and might make me not do weekly fics, reworking patreon to work better, and legit love ya all.
Continue reading “Salty Union Decree of August 26th”Sab and Tay Visit The Tipsy Pixie
“Welcome to The Tipsy Pixie, where we- Um, is that a golden ten foot phallus?”
“Ignore it,” Sabrith said, setting down the massive statue off to the side. The warrior cat girl looked beaten and tired. Tayelle, who was carrying the balls-end of the statue, set it down a little after Sab, and was caught nearly falling forward with it. She was literally given the shaft. “So, I heard you serve some really interesting drinks here?”
Continue reading “Sab and Tay Visit The Tipsy Pixie”Edelgard’s Sultry Sleepover
“Now this is more like it!” Bernadetta fell back against her seat while sniffing at the rim of her cup. A refreshing steam tickled her nose, rising high up beyond her unkempt purple hair. “For once we just get to stay inside and relax a bit instead of going on another harrowing mission.”
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